THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

EPISODE ONE
With special guest narrator, Brian Blessed

Hidden deep within the depths of humanity's collective soul lies the need for discovery. The need for truth! Few men can claim to have broken free from the mental prisons a cruel, unforgiving society has imposed upon them. Of those that have smashed these shackles of conformity, Gordon Ramsay is the one who strives for answers.

Known to millions worldwide as a Michellin star collecting chef of the highest repute, Ramsay seeks more than the fawning accolades bestowed upon him by an adoring, drunken public. He seeks the truth as if it were a cold, steel dagger burning deep beneath his tortured brow.

With his trusty sidekick, Limpar, a seven-foot-four-inch part-alien, part-Tibetan psychic warrior-monk, he travels the globe uncovering mystical treasures impossible to comprehend without the magnificence of a human brain.

Join Gordon and Limpar as they journey through the Aztecs battling the Skeletal Voodoo Priests of Mount Alagogo. Who knows what they will find at the mythical Temple of Pythonic Destruction? Treasure? Secrets? Or maybe.......DEATH! Find out next week exclusively in The Floating Banana Chronicles. Now only 40p!